“Everything you see and feel is real, milady,” my knight says, caressing my bare back with his hands. “That, I promise you. If you desire proof, you only need consider the three very real climaxes you just had in your lady-softness.”
My eyes fly wide. “How did you know I came three times?”
He grins wider. “Your lady-softness told me herself when she was wrapped round my codpiece.”
I vote for something better than "lady-softness" or "twat."
I feel motivated to pass on the advice I got when I was faced with the very same problem of not knowing what to call all that stuff. Just avoid flowery metaphors.
Also helpful - Gray's Anatomy, the sorta lesbians.
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Date: 2009-05-11 03:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-11 03:53 am (UTC)I have no idea what I'm going to call those parts down south, but I guess I'll find out.
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Date: 2009-05-11 04:09 am (UTC)My eyes fly wide. “How did you know I came three times?”
He grins wider. “Your lady-softness told me herself when she was wrapped round my codpiece.”
I vote for something better than "lady-softness" or "twat."
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Date: 2009-05-11 04:11 am (UTC)I remember when I first saw that. Geez.
But. . . but "lady-softness" sounds so cool!
And by cool I mean "pffffft."
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Date: 2009-05-11 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-11 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-11 04:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-11 04:20 am (UTC)It's just not as entertaining as fandom can be.
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Date: 2009-05-11 04:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-11 04:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-11 11:58 am (UTC)I feel motivated to pass on the advice I got when I was faced with the very same problem of not knowing what to call all that stuff. Just avoid flowery metaphors.
Also helpful - Gray's Anatomy, the sorta lesbians.